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Your neighborhood clownshoe has compiled a collection of his favorite catchphrases on an assortment of miscellaneous garb. Represent Bobby Sauce, show love and bring some laughs to a crazy, mixed up world.
Who is this idiot?
Bobby Sausalito ®
Bobby Sausalito is a Comedian, political commentator and Internet personality most notably recognized on Instagram as @takenaps.
He is a self-proclaimed "loud mouthed New England guido" living in South Florida and making comedy videos about politics, the economy, current events, real estate, roasting, travel and dubious guido observations.
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